June 28, 2009

No Sham-Way!

This morning an orange glow left Billy Mays' oxycotin clean body, delivered to the mighty putty in the sky with no additional shipping or handling.

I am a huge Billy Mays fan and was really really sad to hear this news. I hope that if I'm ever in a drastic enough position to be visited by some sort of spirit guide to get my life back in order that it's Billy Mays with his yelling voice and expressive hand movements who comes to get me back in action. I'll let Billy finish this post on his own:


  1. AnonymousJuly 01, 2009

    billy mays sucks.

  2. AnonymousJuly 01, 2009

    have some anonymous respect for the dead, why don't ya?

  3. AnonymousJuly 02, 2009

    all dead suck. respect sucks.

  4. AnonymousJuly 31, 2009

    wow its a shame some ppl have no respect for the dead. im from pittsburgh and i personally knew Billy and he was the nicest guy you could know. RIP