May 3, 2009

SPAM!



On May 3, 1978 the first spam email was sent out to every west coast member of ARPANET by a marketing representative of Digital Equipment Corporation, a pioneering American computer company that was advertising a new computer model don't you think your wife will be impressed by your university diploma apply today?

Spam, the more commonly used term for any unsolicited bulk email, has gone on to be one of the most reviled and hated practices on the internet, along with pop-up advertising and small penises your wife will laugh and point you need blue pills thirty people said they agreed wonderful reconcilement trust me it works says Bob from Cincinnati CLICK HERE NOW CLICK HERE NOW CLICK HERE NOW!

The term "Spam" comes from a Monty Python skit where every item on the menu has the word "spam" in it and a group of Vikings start chanting the word "SPAM" over and over and over again, causing any other conversation impossible, until eventually the main character starts screeching for them to shut up don't you feel inferior your wife is looking for University Diplomas impress your boss with your brand new expert woodworking EARN MORE MONEY FROM HOME designer watches.

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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousMay 05, 2009

    we all know those G-men love spam.

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